The last one kills me.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
who needs friends when you have fast wifi
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
Pierce the Veil - Caraphernelia